"Who said What?!" Du Jour:

Keri Russell says, "Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever."

Classifieds Gone Bad?

Well, don't we all look forward to our daily doze of newspaper news, job hunt and hunts for other stuff in the Classified section?! What do you do when you lively wake up in the sunny- sunshine morning, head to the door for the newspaper the paper boy dropped off pretty early(probably way before you even thought about waking up), brew yourself a doze of caffeine for the day as you sit by the coffee table as relaxed as can be and then, finally checking out what the News and the Ads have to offer in this brand new day- Then, you look at the classifieds and see this:

Pretty crazy huh? I thought it was funny. I'd definitely get the phone right away either call the Newspaper Editors, see if this was some kind of joke or just go with- see what all these advertisers have to offer. Ofcourse, you know I'd go for the latter. lol

12 comments:

  dennisthevizsla

August 26, 2008 10:23 AM

And here I've been wasting money on unused toilet paper all these years ...

  Ann

August 26, 2008 11:41 AM

Oh gosh, those are hilarious! BTW, thank you for sharing your evil plan, hmm.. a car, a girl... if my imagination serves me right, you guys have a great sense of humor!

  Monkey Suit

August 27, 2008 8:49 AM

These are always funny great job!!

  Signe

August 27, 2008 12:54 PM

Those are great. But it amazes me how many stupid people are out there to actually print that stuff! Love the "cop behind the sign" one, too.

  kouji

August 27, 2008 1:11 PM

this is hilarious. :D great post. :)

  Anonymous

August 27, 2008 9:37 PM

wow, i've been looking at the food sculpture stuff and its awsome.

  Mrs_X

August 27, 2008 10:27 PM

I always knew there was something extra special about burgers from Burger King.

  Jonny

August 29, 2008 2:06 PM

Haha, where do you find all these!

I especially liked the
"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me..." HAHAHAHA

  JelO

August 29, 2008 2:14 PM

In my absurdity/ized stash hidden in somebody's virtual closet!hehe

  Cyndi

September 3, 2008 10:59 PM

OMG- that was great! Have you watched Jay Leno when he reads screwed up classifieds on his show? That's my favorite- always funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!

  Lady Bums

September 16, 2008 1:43 AM

can't stop laughing from the "used toilet paper" and "full size mattress" ads. hahahaha.

we're loving your blog! definitely a fave!

  Heather

November 23, 2008 11:45 PM

This is awesome, lmao