Viva? no, it's- Muerte de La Evolucion!

What's virtual, Web world?! I'm tapping into your system once again to talk about whatever I want to talk about. It's not easy to come up with something to talk about when you're the only one thinking about the things you want to talk about for people later to talk about what you've just talked about. Well, I was wandering around the web and stumbled upon a lot of images and articles of what we're about to talk about.

Absurdity. The "ellipsoid of rotation" or "spheroid", otherwise known as the earth, is absurd, and so are the people in it! Yes, your eyes did not fail you- that's a very point blank, blunt statement from me, a slacker and an accused lollygagger by philosophers, scientists, atheists, and general individuals- who either believes or instructs (rather brainwashes) the society to the so-called "missing link" and the so-regarded "proven fact" of Darwin's theory of evolution.
Who can be so blind and mislead enough to actually consider the everliving myth that the earth's existence was a result of a huge explosion billions of years ago?! Who is here so foolish to regard that the world just so happened without a higher power behind it?! Who will be so dense enough not to consider the profound and radically complicated build of both the earth and the human body?! If you can, you are, and you will- then, you are altogether mistaken, perhaps mislead! A person in their right mind is not, cannot, and will not because he believes in the Divine authority behind this reality we're in.
The only way of rebuttal I have to counter this hogwash is to explain everything in simple terms. This is definitely Death to Evolution for Dummies. Touching explosions- THEY NEITHER CREATE nor REMAKE an entity; THEY DESTROY, BRING CHAOS, and LEAVE PURE RUBBLE! If you don't understand my English, then maybe, you're eyes can help you comprehend:


Massive Destruction in Albania Arsenal Depot-destruction


Are you awake yet or are you still asleep?!

Perhaps, you are wondering why I'm talking about whatever this is I'm talking about. Maybe, you're asking why those so-believed smart individuals called me a lollygagger. They did not necessarily say that to my face, but the intent of what they are feeding the whole world crowd is more than enough, worse than spitting at you in the face and telling you that you're stupid! I am not going to take that... And by the way, don't show me some so-evolved images, assure me of my lineage, and tell me that my great ancestor is this.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
It's easy... there is no missing link. If you just analyze the given, observe, and ask yourself the infamous question of anybody else's lifetime- you'll definitely come to the same conclusion that I have and most "smart" people have, giving this "theory" its reasonable doubt. What? you ask is the question? Piece of cake: If we evolved from apes, why then are there still apes today? and When will they evolve? Go figure...

My intent was not to bash anybody in any way while writing this; it was to awaken your senses to the lies fed to you by general textbooks, media, technologies, you name it! In the end, you decide what to believe and who to believe- I have no say in it. All I can mutter is that when the writer said, "Evolution both a fact and a theory."- I say, wrong- it is neither a fact nor can be regarded as a legitimate theory, it's a hoax.

*Image taken from © arngren.net

Do the impossible?

Impossibility always has its limits like: when you were a kid, you thought it was impossible for you to get your hands on those cookies in the cookie jar but all you really had to do was get a chair and pretend to be Tarzan! or (in your time) In the 50's, you'd never thought of colored TVs existence, well look again, you can even posterize it or set it on nightvision today! Explorations, experiments, and innovations are more intense and extremely advanced now than they were before. What was impossible then, we see, can be done now!

But why the heck am I talking about nanotechnology when I was just talking about the kid? Well, touching the fact of possibilities in the world of impossibilities, like they say "Try and Try until you die... I mean until you succeed." There is definitely no harm in trying. It increases your chances of achieving what you labeled impossible in your puny head. Think big! You think it's impossible?! Try doing it!

In this illustration, I will show you an extremely impossible task made possible by merely a song! A lot of professionals, strangers, bystanders, wannabes have tried and tried for years to make this possible that just ended in their dismay. Some even spent amounts of money just to make it happen but all of that was to no avail.
This task was impossible before, until now! What task, you ask?

This:


© tinyclips.net

LOL... You thought it was something very important eh? The task was just to make a British Royal Guard at Buckingham Palace smile, but who would've thought that song You're Beautiful by James Blunt can make it happen? Or maybe it wasn't the song, perhaps it was the voice pitch... Either way, mission accomplished!

Artist Management Contracts???

Artist Management Contracts- just what is this fancy terminology all about anyway? Well, it is basically an agreement between a manager and a so-called "Rockstar" in the booming world of our music industry. It will most likely contain, of course, who the manager is, how much he gets paid, and when that process goes into effect, etc. Therefore, for dummies or should I say "in layman's terms", signing a management contract means signing a paper to hand a percentage of your money over to the person managing your Rockstar career and sometimes telling you what to do. Great huh? But wait, it has its own advantages too. In it, comes responsibility enhancement on your part being busy, famous, and all- this gives your manager the power to accept and sign gigs and contracts for you while you're out gallavanting somewhere. Mathematically speaking, an artist management contract is to money matters.

On serious terms though, there are a lot of artists/musicians/celebrities out there who do not have managers and end up having there careers ruined. That doesn't mean they should go out wild in search for managers and signing contracts. Oh no! These contracts are very intricate. You may sign something and later find yourself in the middle of a lawsuit. You have got to make sure somebody's there as a witness and READ THE FINE PRINT! Signing a management contract is like applying for a credit card- you need to know the details of everything, otherwise, you drown in debt!
So, whether you are a newbie in the music business, an amateur artist, a popular balladeer in your town, an infamous rock star, or just someone who loves to make music and aspire to be one- you need to check this for more information so as not to be mislead in any way by Recording Companies or Management Agencies, because I'm telling you, this is serious stuff!
"Artist Management Contracts and more can be found on the world's #1 music business contracts and agreements site, with instant access to Artist Management Contracts, Music Contracts, Recording Contracts and More. Visit us at Contracts or Music Contracts"(I'll post a video about this later! So Check it out!)

In general though, If you ask me: If I was a Rockstar, considering disadvantage of parting with my money (lol), I'd hire myself as my own manager. But considering the positive, I'll hire my parents; they do a good job managing my homework, running my life and telling me what to do anyway. ;) They even manage my money! What more could I ask for???
Nothing really, except hope for the best...

Operation Soccer: Heading Technique

Good Day World! In my randomness, I find this topic very interesting to talk about because of recent activities of course done by me.

I play soccer and have played in a team before, but it has definitely been awhile since I used those football skills. Let's just say... I did something today and it made me laugh so I'm writing about it. You say, "Well this is boring.." then take a hike! But if you believe this is going somewhere, then read on- being with me can be educational sometimes(lol).

Any technique in this sport is utilized to gain control of the ball- control is the key. There are different methods of swinging at the ball with your head:

© Expert Football

From left to right, this is how to perform them...

First is the Common or standard way; it is done by hitting the ball with force by arching back and swinging your head forward. The ball should hit the center of your forehead.
Next is Diving... I don't just plunge your face in the dirt. This is performed by plunging your body in the path of the ball while stretching your arms forward for safe landing. Frankly, I don't think they should call it diving... it should've been called "flying" since how you have to make sure you protect your face... Hence you plan to propel and land- propelling up and landing safe= Aeronautics! Before I get carried away with that issue which I have been for years now... let's just move on.
Thirdly, Glancing header is pretty easy- it's just turning your head to where you want the ball to fly as you hit it.
Lastly, Flick header is done by hitting the ball with the back of your head.

Okay... This was just an excuse to run the mouth in my naggin.... But seriously knowledge of these techniques is extremely important! It requires precision and skill! Any player who can't perform these correctly is seriously in big doo doo! These stuff can break your nose, rack your brain, give you a black-eye, disfigure your pretty little face, or even crack your head open(that was exaggerated...). You need to practice. Practice makes perfect. My coach always told me- "You need to hit the ball not the ball beating you up." Who was he kidding?! ME? Who likes getting hit in the head with a flying object?! They always say that it won't hurt you if you do it correctly...

I wonder if this girl did it correctly:

© FunnyHub

Its looks like it hurts... Ouch!!!

Do you get Bullied? Not Anymore!

Are you and your small-time friends being bullied by big-time, big, big-headed kids at school? Do you get up in the morning scared to get out of that street just to get beat up by street bullies? or Do they always treat you like a nobody at your workplace and bully you around? Get ready to say goodbye to embarrassment and scream a big, fat hello to dominion and superiority. As we go on, you will see and learn how to deal with a bully.

First things first though- you have to know now that I wasn't bullied(lol) in my time; I assure you that. It just so happened that I found this source, as of course me having a lot of time in my hands, in funnyhub.

Well, quite honestly, I was bullied when I was in elementary school by some kid name Humphrey(classified information-dont tell anybody). He was kissed off because I didn't want to be in his group and I made my own. So, whenever my friends weren't with me, he would pretend to pick a fight and all those ugly stuff ugly kids do to you, you know what I'm saying. But anyway, enough with my sad child story!

Can you relate??? Well if you can... I recommend this strategy:


© tinyclips.net

Apparently, it works! It's gonna send them running off! If not, you better make sure you have somebody to back your tush up because you're in serious trouble...

"Day in Pictures"

As I was surfing along online, watching the news... I came across with this link - "Day in Pictures". I thought, this could be interesting because usually when they have those kind of titles up, it links to a lot of interesting photos like two-headed humans, 80-pound siamese cats in China, tail-less dogs, five identical babies, a grandmother in bikini, etc.
Instead, I found myself looking at:

© BBC.com

Yeah.. Right...I know what you're thinking... I might be thinking the same thing...

It was posted with this caption and I quote, "British schools have closed for their summer break, leaving this young boy free to play in a water feature near the River Thames in London, where temperatures reached 30C." and so then, it made me... WOW! Amazing! Then I thought out loud, "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THIS KID's MOM?!" You'll never know in our world today, there could've been a pedophile around preying on this poor kid, or a hidden camera (lol) like what BBC just did which I'm sure it was permitted, but still... there should've been at least a guardian in the picture (lol) so we know it's safe!!!

Alright, I admit, I am probably just jealous. I probably just miss my childhood... who doesn't?! Everybody has those moments where they just stop, think, and wish they could turn back time and be a child again. Nevertheless, don't get me wrong- I don't want to be a kid again (lol)... Are you kidding?! I wouldn't have a job, be making money, and be driving an SS Trailblazer right now if I was!!! (haha) But anyway, memories are cool...

Okay, I'll leave the kid's picture alone... But hey, you'll never know.. I might have a picture of me like that in my moms dusty albums. It's fine. Please don't dig it up. You know how embarassing that would be if you posted it online?! I'll just ask my mother later if she has one of those photos but in the mean time... hang in there... don't hold your breath. Trust me, you wouldn't want to do that.

What you want to do is this...

Do you think the kid's mother should've been in the photograph? Yes or No in the comments log!

My Beginnings...

Beginnings are always significant in anything, whether it be an event, personal issues, business plans, you name it; They state a certain aura to let everybody know what you're going to do next. In other words, they lead to first impressions about you. In this case, I'm talking about writing/blogging...

I could've done this centuries ago, so to speak... blog in BLOGSPOT, but I didn't due to some design, time, excuses discrepancies in my part. Keyword: excuses. Well, now I have no excuse to just sit back and twiddle my thumbs while others get up and talk about things to express themselves. Heck, I have a right to speak my mind too! And that I will!
By the way, to consistently do this, inspiration is needed. Inspiration doesn't come easy mind you... It's hard to focus yourself in to starting something and then finishing it. Therefore, I really have to focus here (lol). Since I not only like how my blog is designed, I absolutely adore it!!! I am definitely inspired to fill it all up with words. And not only words, but phrases. And not only phrases, but sentences. And not only sentences, but paragraphs. And not only paragraphs, but pages. You get the point...

You 're going to get a doze of me and my absurd ideas!!!
So get ready WEB WORLD- I'll have you Ãb§u®d-ized in no time!!!