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YES WE CAN!!!

2008-11-05T08:27:00.006-05:00

It has been awhile, a long while since I've posted something on this blog. Countless things have happened since August 29, 2008: 2 things I consider extraordinary between now and then, 2 things- 2 drastic changes. I know this is a more serious manner of blogging considering those other posts, coming from me. I will speak briefly on the first- I met the most wonderful person on September 7, 2008 and changed my life, turned it around- put more meaning in it. I love her. lol So yeah, that's just it for now. I'll post more about it on my personal blog.

The second drastic thing is the one that is to uttermost the huge change in history, in the present and in the future. And to think that I have not blogged in this for awhile, this is a situation, an event, a moment, a time worth telling the virtual world about! Obama won! No words can express the things running through my mind about what's gonna happen now, and later on, but one thing I know for sure- I believe he is a sincere man and America is a country of possibilities; no ifs ands buts about it. Last night is your answer to that. This is history. I witnessed it. God bless America and God be with us.

*Check out Obama's speech... powerful stuff... powerful stuff...

"I can be serious too you know!" ;p

BAD BAD BAD!

2008-08-29T14:20:00.004-04:00

Hmmm, after endless research about blogging I found myself reading an article about being BAD, otherwise known as Blog Addiction Disorder! Well, it's not official but it'll do to specify on what the mental case doctors have said to be Internet Addiction Disorder or IAD! And surprise, surprise...

90%

Are you one of the many? If so, how BAD is your case?

Am I that Kind?

2008-08-29T12:35:00.007-04:00

Well, I have to admit that it was quite an honor when I received this award and being posted number one in my friend's blog. Here are my share of lucky bloggers to receive this award from me: 1. ANN from CA! 2. DANIEL from Malaysia! 3. DENNISthevizsla 4. MRblueskies (welcome to my neighborhood!) 5. PENlighted. There you have it folks. But wait, I have an extra award for JOHNNYHA for putting a link to my blog in his! Lots of gratitude people! These are the rules to post this award- 4 of them have to be followers of your blog(1 newbie follower) and the last one has to be the one who gave you the award. Lol but the question runs in my head, why KIND? Am I really that kind?

Oh No! Not Another Food Story!

2008-08-27T22:56:00.013-04:00

I hear you... What can I say, I'm a food junkie my self. I do stuff while eating: read while eating, write while eating, play while eating, sing while eating, dance while eating, talk while eating- for Pete's sake, I even eat while eating! But never in my moments let alone lifetime(though I'm still well alive) did I ever become so obsessed with eating(believe it or not) that I'd even consider falling asleep while eating! Look at this ingrate plopping over his yummy, crunchy flakes like that! I can almost hear him saying, "I'mmmm sssssstonnnned mannnnn... this ffffood issss ssssome ccccrazyyyylicioussss crrrrrunch bbbbbut I rrrreally cccaannntt heellp mmmyyy eeeyeelids.*snore*" What the Hey! At least you can get off it so I can have some of it... selfish brat!

Here's another one of the group: "I've eaten too much junk man... I can't move...Uhhhh Let me just crash for awhile aight? And could you clean those junk while you're doing whatev? Thanks man, you rock... *snore*" Won't you take a look at those chips, candies, and softdrinks- they're all empty, it's a wonder this pig's still alive!(or is he really?)

We can excuse the latter, they're animals/pets anyway- they have that privilege! hehe
Now, WHAT IN THE HEY HAPPENS WHEN HUMANS START ACTING LIKE ANIMALS???!!!

There is definitely no stopping it, whatsoever... No remedy but discipline for as we all saw, the ultimate gluttony...
RESULTS????

Don't get me wrong here... I love food but: Love of food does not equal gluttony... Now excess of food even when you're already full of it IS! And you will definitely be full of it both literally and figuratively (lol), if you don't watch out for the ULTIMATE G!

Sources* Collection of pictures off of a forwarded email. (Open for credit claim- feel free to contact me!)

Classifieds Gone Bad?

2008-08-25T18:42:00.007-04:00

Well, don't we all look forward to our daily doze of newspaper news, job hunt and hunts for other stuff in the Classified section?! What do you do when you lively wake up in the sunny- sunshine morning, head to the door for the newspaper the paper boy dropped off pretty early(probably way before you even thought about waking up), brew yourself a doze of caffeine for the day as you sit by the coffee table as relaxed as can be and then, finally checking out what the News and the Ads have to offer in this brand new day- Then, you look at the classifieds and see this:

Pretty crazy huh? I thought it was funny. I'd definitely get the phone right away either call the Newspaper Editors, see if this was some kind of joke or just go with- see what all these advertisers have to offer. Ofcourse, you know I'd go for the latter. lol

Take On 5-Year Olds?

2008-08-24T23:48:00.004-04:00

In my quest to find something worth something in web world, I stumbled upon this blinking glamour survey in a humor blog section- where you always find me in my bewildered times. Anyway, the survey was: How manny Five Year Olds Could you take in a fight? or would you...
Well, seeing as I am posting this, you see... I don't mean any harm... and don't tip the authorities for this. I don't do this often, not even at all... Well, it depends... Forget it! Here's my score:

29

What's yours?! Don't beat up any helpless kids on your way out, aight?! I might be sued for being an accomplice to assault and abuse... This is just a survey, don't take it personal!

Slow Down

2008-08-24T18:17:00.003-04:00

Have you ever been busted by a smokey- given a speeding ticket for ofcourse(what else, obviously) SPEEDING? I like to drive fast myself, but fortunately, I've never been caught!Take a look a this:

Wouldn't that be helpful? I bet it would be... The cop is absolutely oblivious! To all you stores and gas stations out there: You should give it try and help us dodge the speeding ticket bullet! hehe

Sources: PCnews.ro, The Edge of I-Hacked, Popular Pics

Bon Appetit!

2008-08-24T17:58:00.020-04:00

Haven't you wondered why all of a sudden I have the consecutive urge of talking about food? I don't even know. Maybe, I'm simply hungry but hey, you might not know it but there are a lot of random things about food like for example, I consider it random when my mom tells me not to play with my food, stop staring at it and just indulge- I mean why not?!
Brace yourself for this all the more weird experience of great art! Seriously, these are some crazy art, let me tell you!

Inspired? I hear ya... Go ahead, indulge... play with your food! Just don't let your mom see you! Trust me, been there done that...

*These photos were forwarded in email. If you have the source of the images, contact me and I would be glad to give the credit to whom credit is due.

Snacking From the Critter Cart

2008-08-24T02:54:00.032-04:00

Asian food is considered one of the most delicious in the world, but there’s a lot more to it than sushi, dumplings or rice. The only problem is not many non-Asians could handle these exclusive dishes. These "delicacies" you probably can't stomach, but that's okay, seeing the cause of/in your weakness(in appetite that is), we(I'm not Chinese!) take pride! lol If you think you can handle it, read on and say something! But if you think you can't, then scroll down pick another post and don't be a hater... This is quite lengthy so, patience is a virtue; in the end, you might've learned something!

You'll find KFC, Starbucks and all sorts of familiar food franchises in China. But as expected and as rumors say, you'll also see people munching on scorpions, silkworms, starfish and cicadas. Chinese delicacies on display in the Wangfujing food market during the Olympic Games preparation.

Photo © Cameron Spencer/Getty Images

Insects are considered delicacies throughout South-East Asia and Cambodia can be safely called the insect-eating capital of the world. Cambodians are so fond of bugs that they’ve nicknamed the small town of Skuon, Spiderville.

Like many other strange foods, snake blood is believed to enhance male potency and it’s actually used more as a panacea than as a food. Snake-blood masters simply cut off the snake’s head and let the blood flow in glasses. Then they add the bile and serve the drink to anyone brave enough to try it.
Snake blood is most popular in Taiwan and in the capital of Tapei there’s a place called Snake Alley where you can find all kinds of snake super-products.

Just so you know these are not the kind of rats you see lurking around your local dumpsters; these ones live in the fields. People eat them deep fried and seasoned with all kinds of delicious spices, especially in Vietnam, small central part in the Philippines or Thailand. Sometimes even foreign tourists gather all their courage and have a taste, but their stomachs have a hard time digesting the meat.

The main ingredient for this exclusive Asian dish is the Swiftlet nest. The Swiftlet is a sparrow-like bird living in the southern islands of Thailand that makes its nest out of saliva. Swiftlet nests are one of the most expensive food ingredients in the world and companies in the business would go to any length to protect their investments, even killing those that get too close to their bird colonies.
When boiled, the nests give the soup a gelatinous texture, so you’re basically eating water and bird saliva…delicious.

Kopi Luwak is the rarest, most expensive coffee in the world. That’s what most people know about it, but few know it actually comes from the excrements of an Indonesian animal called the Luwak. This cat-like creature eats only the ripest coffee berries, but because its stomach is unable to digest them, they come out whole. The stomach acids and enzymes that perform the fermentation of the beans give the coffee a special aroma.

Not as disgusting as other Asian foods, bee larvae are very popular in China and Japan. They are either deep fried and seasoned with salt and pepper, or cooked with soy sauce and sugar. They’re crunchy and sweet and the locals eat them like popcorn, but some people just can’t get over the fact that they look like maggots.

Last, but not the least...

If you think simply eating monkey brains is strange, I wonder how you feel about eating them while the poor monkey is still alive. This is a popular practice in southern China, where some restaurants have specially designed tables to allow monkeys to be restrained and their skulls opened. Sometimes monkey brains eaters use the top of the skull as a bowl where they mix the brains with alcohol.

Well that's all for the absurdity of the day... Leave some for anything you'd like to say!

*Somewhat a repost of the article- "7 Asian “Delicacies” You Probably Couldn’t Stomach" (photo credits included in link).

Olympics' Face-Painted Fans

2008-08-24T02:29:00.009-04:00

If you thought body painting was an excess only American sports fans were guilty of, think again mate! You definitely missed the crowds along Wangfujiang Ave. during the Opening Ceremony.

If you checked out my "multi-pledge" post, this is definitely way better than that- considering this could be an example of one but hey, you might wanna fix those unknown shapes on the right side of your forehead; the last time I recall, the USA flag is a Star-Spangled Banner not UFO/f (Unknown Floating Objects on forehead)! Otherwise, it's pretty cool. I just hope they didn't make a mistake of using a permanent marker/paint on there- that would've been a disaster in itself!

Photo © China Photos/Getty Images
Woman on Wangfujiang Ave. during Opening Ceremonies.

Absurd Question!

2008-08-24T01:39:00.007-04:00

Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?

Good question... Well, don't mistake "free" for "free-dom"- two different things and freedom is definitely not free (both literally and figuratively) but that's a whole other subject on its own. We surveyed a couple of sources (well, I did...) and I picked top 5 answers for this random and absurd question of the day.

5. "Because, if there are no phone bills, another's freedom to make profit would be violated!"
4. "They have the freedom to charge. Freedom of speech doesn't mean the products you use to speak are free."
3. "Everything has its price!"
2. "Freedom of speech is a right to (within reason) make your point, not the right to have someone else incur costs to allow you to do so over a great distance."- a very nerdy answer but it will do for our top 2.

But this is our best answer:
"It is free to talk. you need more equipment, so you're paying more. Writing a letter is much cheaper. for cell phones, you are paying for a service that didn't even exist 20 years ago. don't you appreciate all the work that went into inventing them? You are using freaking satellites for crying out loud."-Nicely put.. very well said... I couldn't agree more!

So, next time you complain about your phone bill and freedom of speech, think about something that could be worse like SNAIL MAIL!

*All answers from answers.yahoo.com

World's Strongest Woman!

2008-08-24T00:53:00.000-04:00

This might be kinda late of a post but it's never too late to talk about things like these because this could be talked about for years ahead. It's going to be on the pages of books and ofcourse maybe Ripley's- no doubt.

The most talked about thing in town these days is THE OLYMPICS in Beijing... I wouldn't miss that for anything! And the lucky athlete of the day to be posted for the day is Super Heavyweight Jang Mi-ran from South Korea who broke 3 WORLD RECORDS aiming to get the gold. She set new world records for "snatch" and "clean & jerk" with a lift total of 326 kg! Sounds light enough? Well, that's only 718.7 pounds!!!(A Jersey cow weighs 700 to 1,000 pounds!) I am even having a hard time lifting a calf- let alone a cow! She's crraazzy with a capital K! lol

Although the title of the world's strongest woman is unofficial, and there are probably athletes in other muscle sports who could dispute that claim- one thing is for sure... You better make sure you don't mess with little ASIANS- coz you'll be in serious trouble, you don't know what you're in for. Small but Terrible as they say!

Back in Business

2008-08-18T14:55:00.000-04:00

This is after all a lovely day to say hola to all you guys out there in Web World!

I just got my new hard drive- thanks to Dell Tech Support, they were able to remedy the disastrous failure that lead me to almost the destruction of the unit itself due to my utmost no-patience temper!

So without furher ado, I am excited to announce to the virtual community that as of today, August 18, 2008, 2:56pm - This absurdity is back in business!!!

Tech Disaster

2008-08-14T22:37:00.000-04:00

Who would've thought that I'm still alive and apparently breathing after leaving this blog for quite a few days?! Well, I'm still kicking. This is a frustration post and about a technology disaster than I am currently a victim of...

Vista is a wreck people in which case I already know that you know that.... It's a major disaster! Why couldn't they have just stayed with XP and went on from there, you know upgrade XP to more than a pro and not create a new one like this piece of junk!
First off, it crashes non-stop and trust me, it's not my notebook.

My stupid "dungy" Operating System has left me desolate. Of course, you can say that there are a lot of advantages especially in Vista Ultimate and Business but trust me eventually after awhile, it will crash and burn!

The gist is that I am kissed off because my comp froze a few minutes before I was supposed to have an interview with a client (Yeah great right?). And it never unfroze again until I was an hour late for the meeting. So, where do you think that job went? DOWN THE DRAIN!!! Ugh! Trying to be calm, I restarted it and then it came up with an error message bolded: FATAL SYSTEM ERROR blue screen! Heck, I was just on the stupid thing and it was fine. One minute its cool then, it becomes ugly!

I mean c'mon it's not the laptop because the hard drive is still pretty much in there and safe. I already backed it up. BUT for goodness sake, the OS is driving me crazy! It's not booting up so, how the stinking heck am supposed to troubleshoot?! This calls for sending it back to tech support and letting them fix it or replace it either or! And that alone, will take what 5 days?! a week?!

What about my job?! What about my Design hobby?! What about my blog?! What about my IMs?! What about my emails?! What about my whole life?! for the rest of the stinking week?!
Looks like I will not be posting stuff until this disaster is remedied...

I multi-pledge allegiance...

2008-08-09T18:09:00.000-04:00

Another random thought but you might not have expected a post as serious as this coming from me, let alone think about me thinking about it. This is somewhat (definitely lol) personal. And if you think the title sounds "traitoristic"(my word!)... as hmmmm... I perceived the question in your stare when you read my title. "Can you actually multi-pledge your allegiance?" READ ON!!!

You say...
Allegiance is loyalty to one and one only - none other. It is an oath to obedience, a duty of obligation either to defend or any other... obligation of fidelity and genuine obedience to a country or to a person. If you are loyal to one, you cannot be loyal to the other! That would be betrayal! You're a traitor!

I say...
My friend, first of all, your puny brain must comprehend this when I say, it is a freedom of speech to say "I multi-pledge!" (lol) No, in all seriousness, I am most certainly loyal and most definitely under obligation to anything both parties are involved in. Although, I cannot be in two places at once but I can have a part of me to in the other and another in another. Don't get me wrong because I would do as much for one as much as I would for the other. I am both equally indebted to them- therefore, there is no betrayal and I am no traitor for I merely love and I simply serve. Dramatically speaking, I would even as much as die for one as I would for the other; there is no unfairness, inequality, injustice, partiality, one-sidedness, prejudice, however you wanna call it-
Loyalty is all there is to it.

I am loyal to both even unto death.

Oh and by the way I can be sober sometimes... That's when I multi-pledge! You should do it some time...

"Gnat" for the Faint of Heart

2008-08-06T16:29:00.000-04:00

Once again, in the randomness of my nature, I thought about posting a twist on common phrases. So here it is... This post might be a bit interesting to you if you are fond of Science, specifically, the study of insects. If not, then you'll find this one- weird and gross. Definitely, weird of me to have posted it. lol

WARNING: this post is GNAT for the faint of heart! Definitely, NOT!
Friendly word, SCROLL DOWN to other posts if you are...

You are now looking at various small insects a.k.a GNATS. The image above shows the common gnat , looks like a cricket to me. The next twoimages below shows a fungus gnat larva
(I know... gross right?)Well, as you perceive, I guess there is no need to state the obvious...
However, to be more creative, I'd say there are two types of this picture:
1. Unconventional - As it shows that this disgusting thing is exposed. 2. Conventional - Despite the fact that the whole idea is very disturbing and disgusting, it shows a pretty "neat" way of viewing this exhibit , with its shiny glass surround for easy peeping!For those of you who still do not know what that ^ image is - those are flies/gnats on a pile of dung.

There you have it folks! Not your very absurd topic yet? lol I don't even know why I posted those... Don't say I didn't warn you- there was a blinking WARNING sign at the top of this page! Oh and btw, we achieved the twisting of a phrase we agreed about earlier! This post was definitely NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

Image from Pest Control Canada

I came, I saw, I GOOGLED...

2008-08-05T16:23:00.000-04:00

Do you look for, if not all, almost altogether all your sources of information for research papers, presentations, graphics, etc. in Google? Let's take it to an extra level- Do you spend too much time on the computer searching almost about anything you can think of, without any relevance to what you want to see or even do at all? Is "Googling" your way of killing time either at work or just whenever? So much so that you have considered it one of the top list in your online habits? Or better yet, do you use Google for your own benefit thinking, hoping, and wishing that you can Google your way to success?

Don't be frightened mate, it is not at all wrong to admit it, because you're not alone. Google addiction has reached epidemic proportions with no possible cure but to cut your internet access off! (You wouldn't wanna do that, would you?!) When you spend too much time on the computer searching for anything you can think of, you've become a Google freak, otherwise known as "Google-holic". I can definitely tell you that I am a certified Google Freak in Google Mania Land.

Well, like I said... there is nothing wrong with it- as that saying goes, "Everything comes to those who Google..."
Having said that- Folks, we must not back down from our record-breaking, highest degree label of being an Xtreme Googler! We must keep on clicking even when we have so much to search, information to upload, file overload, everything available with a click of a mouse but ironically not enough time so to say- "So much to google, too little time..."
Therefore, before our time runs out, we must go on; we must remain and conquer! As both the principle and words of Julius Ceasar applies today as you join the world of Googlers in searching and conquering information in the Web World... Let us altogether prove the statement: "I CAME, I SAW, I >GOOGLED<...!!!"

What do you say? You have nothing at all to lose but everything to learn! Just admit it:

"ARE YOU ONE OF US?"

Joke of the Day I

2008-08-04T15:14:00.000-04:00

Want to LOL? Ready to ROTFL? or do you wanna say LMAO? (lol) Well, you just landed in the right place... I'll probably be starting this "Joke of the Day" thing in my blog. They'll be made up of jokes that made me laugh from online sources and/or jokes from of course the infamous ME- although I wouldn't think you'll be laughing when they're all from me- I will, definitely, but we'll see about you...

Here's your funny read for the day:

There were three boys named Manners, Shut up and Trouble. One day, the boys decide to play hide-and-seek. Trouble is on. Manners goes and hides in a tree and Shut up goes and hides in a trash can.
At that moment, a policeman comes up to the trash can to throw away a banana peel. He opens the lid, only to find a boy in there.

The policeman asks, " What are you doing in there, boy?"
Shut up replies, "Playing hide-and-seek, sir."
Intrigued, the policeman asks,"What's your name, boy?"
"Shut up."
"Where are your manners, boy?!"
"Manners is up the tree."
"Boy, are you looking for trouble???"
"No sir, Trouble is looking for me!" :lol: :-D :lol: :-D

If that tickled you even a slightest bit, give me a buzz... My email link is to the right. I know you'd prefer the vote poll thingy down there. I think this is more personal. It's more like it. hehe
You'll never know if I get more "Yes, start a Joke of the day posts" I'll certainly do it.
Until then, I'll be waiting for your say to it. Come again!

*Joke by © Sundrania.com

For the Love of "Randomity"

2008-08-03T16:12:00.000-04:00

There are a lot of odd things in this world that we are both aware of and unaware of. We are aware of those we see with our naked eyes. It's as bad as the optical illusion I talked about earlier. There are countless words in the English language: there are interesting ones that are long obsolete, and ones that remain. We must know words can trick us. You must know that most people have such a way with words that they can cheat and convince you of whatever things they want you to do.

Furthermore, words play with your brain especially when you don't know their meaning. Suddenly somebody tells you something and you don't understand what they're saying, you just sort of smirk or breathe a smile because you just don't know what in the world they're saying and don't know how to respond and you don't especially want to look stupid. Let me break the news to you my friend, you already look stupid to begin with!
For Pete's sake, for all you know they're telling you how you're going to die! lol That could be a very far-fetched idea but hey, it can be a possibility. This is why you need to know words and broaden your vocabulary a little. Learn words like "obbligato"- you might mistake it to be Spanish or Italian, and say "Oh yeah, obligation". No, you dummy! It's an English word and it means music accompaniment by a solo instrument other than a piano! You see words mess with your brain...

I said all that, to ask you this question of the day, something to think about perhaps for those people who have nothing to do, or those bored and bewildered:

"Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?"
or
"Why is it we go from here to there and then when we get there, we're still here and not there?"

Very tricky huh? Very tricky indeed... 

Don't Let Your Eyes Fool You!

2008-08-03T15:12:00.000-04:00

I found these pretty interesting images who can catch just about anyone not looking. I mean by that, you can't resist its power right when you look at it. If you don't see it then you're not looking...

Stare at the power of Optical Illusions:
You think the objects in these pictures are moving? Let me rephrase that, you're seeing them move! Look again... Don't let your eyes fool you! There are no moving objects in these images, I swear!

Take a look at this one: (If you see only one thing, don't be so narrow-minded! Take a second look!)

Lesson learned? You shouldn't always trust what you see. What you see doesn't define what and how things really are. It just lets you know how it appears to be. Be careful out there. There are more of these optical illusions both literally and figuratively. Trust me, I've been there, done that.

Football Stadium in the Philippines?

2008-08-01T16:11:00.000-04:00

Hey Ya!!! This is what's good in the international hood! Yes, that's true- following up to the statement that this country has been thoroughly westernized. I wouldn't say thoroughly but it has, and it is indeed, yet still with its own uniqueness. Ranging from the music industry, movies, etc. the Philippines is definitely on its way up there... in this area that is. Check out the full article here.

I'm definitely looking forward to this, considering I was talking about soccer/football not too long ago, remember? Although I'm not in the position to partake in this event and be in exactly the same place, I am in a place where I can support it. FIFA rocks but thats foreign- thanks to them we're having the stadium! But let me tell you this is what rocks-- PFF, Philippine National Football Team a.k.a. AZKALS (derived from askal, asong kalye meaning street dogs) Yeah dawg! I'm excited beyond measure that finally soccer definitely has its official tag in the Philippines! And I'm sure many of my previous colleagues are ecstatic right about now! I don't blame them- this makes me want to go home myself and play!!! I can just say... It is after all my country.

And by the way, I suggest that they should also promote American Football out there! (lol) It's football!!! It's wicked fun stuff!

And for my people out there... "Iba talaga ang Pinoy!!!"

*PFF Azkals logo taken from Wikipedia®

Viva? no, it's- Muerte de La Evolucion!

2008-07-31T16:41:00.000-04:00

What's virtual, Web world?! I'm tapping into your system once again to talk about whatever I want to talk about. It's not easy to come up with something to talk about when you're the only one thinking about the things you want to talk about for people later to talk about what you've just talked about. Well, I was wandering around the web and stumbled upon a lot of images and articles of what we're about to talk about.

Absurdity. The "ellipsoid of rotation" or "spheroid", otherwise known as the earth, is absurd, and so are the people in it! Yes, your eyes did not fail you- that's a very point blank, blunt statement from me, a slacker and an accused lollygagger by philosophers, scientists, atheists, and general individuals- who either believes or instructs (rather brainwashes) the society to the so-called "missing link" and the so-regarded "proven fact" of Darwin's theory of evolution.
Who can be so blind and mislead enough to actually consider the everliving myth that the earth's existence was a result of a huge explosion billions of years ago?! Who is here so foolish to regard that the world just so happened without a higher power behind it?! Who will be so dense enough not to consider the profound and radically complicated build of both the earth and the human body?! If you can, you are, and you will- then, you are altogether mistaken, perhaps mislead! A person in their right mind is not, cannot, and will not because he believes in the Divine authority behind this reality we're in.
The only way of rebuttal I have to counter this hogwash is to explain everything in simple terms. This is definitely Death to Evolution for Dummies. Touching explosions- THEY NEITHER CREATE nor REMAKE an entity; THEY DESTROY, BRING CHAOS, and LEAVE PURE RUBBLE! If you don't understand my English, then maybe, you're eyes can help you comprehend:

Massive Destruction in Albania Arsenal Depot-destruction

Are you awake yet or are you still asleep?!

Perhaps, you are wondering why I'm talking about whatever this is I'm talking about. Maybe, you're asking why those so-believed smart individuals called me a lollygagger. They did not necessarily say that to my face, but the intent of what they are feeding the whole world crowd is more than enough, worse than spitting at you in the face and telling you that you're stupid! I am not going to take that... And by the way, don't show me some so-evolved images, assure me of my lineage, and tell me that my great ancestor is this.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
It's easy... there is no missing link. If you just analyze the given, observe, and ask yourself the infamous question of anybody else's lifetime- you'll definitely come to the same conclusion that I have and most "smart" people have, giving this "theory" its reasonable doubt. What? you ask is the question? Piece of cake: If we evolved from apes, why then are there still apes today? and When will they evolve? Go figure...

My intent was not to bash anybody in any way while writing this; it was to awaken your senses to the lies fed to you by general textbooks, media, technologies, you name it! In the end, you decide what to believe and who to believe- I have no say in it. All I can mutter is that when the writer said, "Evolution both a fact and a theory."- I say, wrong- it is neither a fact nor can be regarded as a legitimate theory, it's a hoax.

*Image taken from © arngren.net

Do the impossible?

2008-07-30T17:57:00.000-04:00

Impossibility always has its limits like: when you were a kid, you thought it was impossible for you to get your hands on those cookies in the cookie jar but all you really had to do was get a chair and pretend to be Tarzan! or (in your time) In the 50's, you'd never thought of colored TVs existence, well look again, you can even posterize it or set it on nightvision today! Explorations, experiments, and innovations are more intense and extremely advanced now than they were before. What was impossible then, we see, can be done now!

But why the heck am I talking about nanotechnology when I was just talking about the kid? Well, touching the fact of possibilities in the world of impossibilities, like they say "Try and Try until you die... I mean until you succeed." There is definitely no harm in trying. It increases your chances of achieving what you labeled impossible in your puny head. Think big! You think it's impossible?! Try doing it!

In this illustration, I will show you an extremely impossible task made possible by merely a song! A lot of professionals, strangers, bystanders, wannabes have tried and tried for years to make this possible that just ended in their dismay. Some even spent amounts of money just to make it happen but all of that was to no avail.
This task was impossible before, until now! What task, you ask?

This:

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LOL... You thought it was something very important eh? The task was just to make a British Royal Guard at Buckingham Palace smile, but who would've thought that song You're Beautiful by James Blunt can make it happen? Or maybe it wasn't the song, perhaps it was the voice pitch... Either way, mission accomplished!

Artist Management Contracts???

2008-07-29T22:04:00.000-04:00

Artist Management Contracts- just what is this fancy terminology all about anyway? Well, it is basically an agreement between a manager and a so-called "Rockstar" in the booming world of our music industry. It will most likely contain, of course, who the manager is, how much he gets paid, and when that process goes into effect, etc. Therefore, for dummies or should I say "in layman's terms", signing a management contract means signing a paper to hand a percentage of your money over to the person managing your Rockstar career and sometimes telling you what to do. Great huh? But wait, it has its own advantages too. In it, comes responsibility enhancement on your part being busy, famous, and all- this gives your manager the power to accept and sign gigs and contracts for you while you're out gallavanting somewhere. Mathematically speaking, an artist management contract is to money matters.

On serious terms though, there are a lot of artists/musicians/celebrities out there who do not have managers and end up having there careers ruined. That doesn't mean they should go out wild in search for managers and signing contracts. Oh no! These contracts are very intricate. You may sign something and later find yourself in the middle of a lawsuit. You have got to make sure somebody's there as a witness and READ THE FINE PRINT! Signing a management contract is like applying for a credit card- you need to know the details of everything, otherwise, you drown in debt!
So, whether you are a newbie in the music business, an amateur artist, a popular balladeer in your town, an infamous rock star, or just someone who loves to make music and aspire to be one- you need to check this for more information so as not to be mislead in any way by Recording Companies or Management Agencies, because I'm telling you, this is serious stuff!
"Artist Management Contracts and more can be found on the world's #1 music business contracts and agreements site, with instant access to Artist Management Contracts, Music Contracts, Recording Contracts and More. Visit us at Contracts or Music Contracts"(I'll post a video about this later! So Check it out!)

In general though, If you ask me: If I was a Rockstar, considering disadvantage of parting with my money (lol), I'd hire myself as my own manager. But considering the positive, I'll hire my parents; they do a good job managing my homework, running my life and telling me what to do anyway. ;) They even manage my money! What more could I ask for???
Nothing really, except hope for the best...

Operation Soccer: Heading Technique

2008-07-29T16:29:00.000-04:00

Good Day World! In my randomness, I find this topic very interesting to talk about because of recent activities of course done by me.

I play soccer and have played in a team before, but it has definitely been awhile since I used those football skills. Let's just say... I did something today and it made me laugh so I'm writing about it. You say, "Well this is boring.." then take a hike! But if you believe this is going somewhere, then read on- being with me can be educational sometimes(lol).

Any technique in this sport is utilized to gain control of the ball- control is the key. There are different methods of swinging at the ball with your head:

From left to right, this is how to perform them...

First is the Common or standard way; it is done by hitting the ball with force by arching back and swinging your head forward. The ball should hit the center of your forehead.
Next is Diving... I don't just plunge your face in the dirt. This is performed by plunging your body in the path of the ball while stretching your arms forward for safe landing. Frankly, I don't think they should call it diving... it should've been called "flying" since how you have to make sure you protect your face... Hence you plan to propel and land- propelling up and landing safe= Aeronautics! Before I get carried away with that issue which I have been for years now... let's just move on.
Thirdly, Glancing header is pretty easy- it's just turning your head to where you want the ball to fly as you hit it.
Lastly, Flick header is done by hitting the ball with the back of your head.

Okay... This was just an excuse to run the mouth in my naggin.... But seriously knowledge of these techniques is extremely important! It requires precision and skill! Any player who can't perform these correctly is seriously in big doo doo! These stuff can break your nose, rack your brain, give you a black-eye, disfigure your pretty little face, or even crack your head open(that was exaggerated...). You need to practice. Practice makes perfect. My coach always told me- "You need to hit the ball not the ball beating you up." Who was he kidding?! ME? Who likes getting hit in the head with a flying object?! They always say that it won't hurt you if you do it correctly...

I wonder if this girl did it correctly:

Its looks like it hurts... Ouch!!!

Do you get Bullied? Not Anymore!

2008-07-29T15:53:00.000-04:00

Are you and your small-time friends being bullied by big-time, big, big-headed kids at school? Do you get up in the morning scared to get out of that street just to get beat up by street bullies? or Do they always treat you like a nobody at your workplace and bully you around? Get ready to say goodbye to embarrassment and scream a big, fat hello to dominion and superiority. As we go on, you will see and learn how to deal with a bully.

First things first though- you have to know now that I wasn't bullied(lol) in my time; I assure you that. It just so happened that I found this source, as of course me having a lot of time in my hands, in funnyhub.

Well, quite honestly, I was bullied when I was in elementary school by some kid name Humphrey(classified information-dont tell anybody). He was kissed off because I didn't want to be in his group and I made my own. So, whenever my friends weren't with me, he would pretend to pick a fight and all those ugly stuff ugly kids do to you, you know what I'm saying. But anyway, enough with my sad child story!

Can you relate??? Well if you can... I recommend this strategy:

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Apparently, it works! It's gonna send them running off! If not, you better make sure you have somebody to back your tush up because you're in serious trouble...

"Day in Pictures"

2008-07-28T19:08:00.000-04:00

As I was surfing along online, watching the news... I came across with this link - "Day in Pictures". I thought, this could be interesting because usually when they have those kind of titles up, it links to a lot of interesting photos like two-headed humans, 80-pound siamese cats in China, tail-less dogs, five identical babies, a grandmother in bikini, etc.
Instead, I found myself looking at:

Yeah.. Right...I know what you're thinking... I might be thinking the same thing...

It was posted with this caption and I quote, "British schools have closed for their summer break, leaving this young boy free to play in a water feature near the River Thames in London, where temperatures reached 30C." and so then, it made me... WOW! Amazing! Then I thought out loud, "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THIS KID's MOM?!" You'll never know in our world today, there could've been a pedophile around preying on this poor kid, or a hidden camera (lol) like what BBC just did which I'm sure it was permitted, but still... there should've been at least a guardian in the picture (lol) so we know it's safe!!!

Alright, I admit, I am probably just jealous. I probably just miss my childhood... who doesn't?! Everybody has those moments where they just stop, think, and wish they could turn back time and be a child again. Nevertheless, don't get me wrong- I don't want to be a kid again (lol)... Are you kidding?! I wouldn't have a job, be making money, and be driving an SS Trailblazer right now if I was!!! (haha) But anyway, memories are cool...

Okay, I'll leave the kid's picture alone... But hey, you'll never know.. I might have a picture of me like that in my moms dusty albums. It's fine. Please don't dig it up. You know how embarassing that would be if you posted it online?! I'll just ask my mother later if she has one of those photos but in the mean time... hang in there... don't hold your breath. Trust me, you wouldn't want to do that.

What you want to do is this...

Do you think the kid's mother should've been in the photograph? Yes or No in the comments log!

My Beginnings...

2008-07-28T17:33:00.000-04:00

Beginnings are always significant in anything, whether it be an event, personal issues, business plans, you name it; They state a certain aura to let everybody know what you're going to do next. In other words, they lead to first impressions about you. In this case, I'm talking about writing/blogging...

I could've done this centuries ago, so to speak... blog in BLOGSPOT, but I didn't due to some design, time, excuses discrepancies in my part. Keyword: excuses. Well, now I have no excuse to just sit back and twiddle my thumbs while others get up and talk about things to express themselves. Heck, I have a right to speak my mind too! And that I will!
By the way, to consistently do this, inspiration is needed. Inspiration doesn't come easy mind you... It's hard to focus yourself in to starting something and then finishing it. Therefore, I really have to focus here (lol). Since I not only like how my blog is designed, I absolutely adore it!!! I am definitely inspired to fill it all up with words. And not only words, but phrases. And not only phrases, but sentences. And not only sentences, but paragraphs. And not only paragraphs, but pages. You get the point...

You 're going to get a doze of me and my absurd ideas!!!
So get ready WEB WORLD- I'll have you Ãb§u®d-ized in no time!!!